The ramblings of a lunatic expat. I am Californian who relocated to Melbourne, Australia in 2006.. I’m a manicurist and a madwoman and I do a damn good job at both.Tumblr (3.0; @erinmargrethe)http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/58862dfb13f526dfc70e45d33a78ab6a/tumblr_mndo9hB1ES1qzqmdho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://indefensible.me/post/51339855742/update-still-adorable" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">indefensible</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>UPDATE: still adorable.</p></blockquote>http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/51342814277http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/51342814277Sun, 26 May 2013 10:24:11 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ae3f3c6e4aeebb98b86ec432a43f51fd/tumblr_mndou0ASq71qzi322o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Lounging in bed with @alittlehitch</p>http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/51340633778http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/51340633778Sun, 26 May 2013 09:49:12 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e9aab2928d8bb59ee802bab5612fb51a/tumblr_mncrzrZDZz1qzi322o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Nutella skid-mark w/ @pbones & @msteciuk (& @indefensible) (at Feldman’s)</p>http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/51296107326http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/51296107326Sat, 25 May 2013 21:59:51 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b9f0ae5d1c403363221283a02769ac08/tumblr_mnabkshk0j1qlo52ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blondetiger.tumblr.com/post/51203294635/i-my-new-work-home-at-fluff-hair" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">blondetiger</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I ❤ my new work-home! (at fluff hair)</p></blockquote>http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/51216397060http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/51216397060Fri, 24 May 2013 20:15:25 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7975f5ad38ef9783082154e25102d79f/tumblr_mmpmmw83ja1s4nvg6o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39404e2cbe9e1e3e8d58843731b0fbe4/tumblr_mmpmmw83ja1s4nvg6o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b416cdb1c59cfc8f236193e3cbba32c3/tumblr_mmpmmw83ja1s4nvg6o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://grobslynn.tumblr.com/post/51203994504/casthil-those-poor-dogs-our-neighbors-have" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">grobslynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://casthil.tumblr.com/post/51203740102/those-poor-dogs" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">casthil</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Those poor dogs.</p></blockquote> <p>Our neighbors have always had dogs like this (the neighbors are _always_ spoiled college coeds- the kind whose parents or boyfriends buy them yippy rat dogs that they will inevitably mistreat and/or neglect). Right now we have a demon one living next door that barks _nonstop_. The owner just yells at it. The last girl who lived there and had one of these dogs actually would forget it outside ALL the time. I’d find it wandering the parking lot. I finally told her if I found her dog again, I was bringing it to the animal shelter. </p><p>I blame the owners, but in general, I have grown to _loathe_ these dogs.</p></blockquote> You know this is from A Fish Called Wanda, right?http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/51216379936http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/51216379936Fri, 24 May 2013 20:14:47 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/820fd2bc7752454ab97d39a246a43d75/tumblr_mn9z9kxYqz1qzi322o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#tbt me and @britdisarming around 1990</p>http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/51183898743http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/51183898743Fri, 24 May 2013 09:44:08 +1000tbt<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89dcc834a7ade86c93503781ba6b8abe/tumblr_mn8elzQoIA1sp9zolo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://alittlehitch.tumblr.com/post/51123113556/mere-nanoseconds-before-taking-a-wizz-on-the" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">alittlehitch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Mere nanoseconds before taking a wizz on the chair.</p></blockquote> BUPPYhttp://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/51141268596http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/51141268596Thu, 23 May 2013 21:05:11 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0da29e384c698e070fed0219aaed0de/tumblr_mn8ll9GJGJ1qzi322o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Already having puppy withdrawals.</p>http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/51131770343http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/51131770343Thu, 23 May 2013 15:51:08 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5749b1977dc07d5243e8f120bc6c8021/tumblr_mn897heWwd1qzi322o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Breakfast pho!</p>http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/51113858525http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/51113858525Thu, 23 May 2013 11:23:41 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcj8hb1qkJ1r08enqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beinggayisokay.tumblr.com/post/34393835787/im-going-to-die-from-all-the-fucking-accuracy" target="_blank">beinggayisokay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m going to die from all the fucking accuracy</p> </blockquote>http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/50986829514http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/50986829514Tue, 21 May 2013 23:09:43 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/670178cd7ffd76149f66542a0517da36/tumblr_mn2b7xlkqJ1qb5gkjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://monkeyfrog.tumblr.com/post/50963124028/sblaufuss-iraffiruse-frozach-submitted" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">monkeyfrog</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.shaneblaufuss.com/post/50962119049/iraffiruse-frozach-submitted-anybody-else" target="_blank">sblaufuss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iraffiruse.net/post/50961320885" target="_blank">iraffiruse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bit.ly/Z44K5j" target="_blank">Frozach Submitted</a></p> </blockquote> <p>ANYBODY ELSE WANT TO PRETEND TO THROW A GODDAMNED BALL?!</p> </blockquote> <p>Ross and Erin, beware.</p></blockquote>http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/50968590894http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/50968590894Tue, 21 May 2013 14:43:44 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1730590cd8514e06eebfeff5eabab456/tumblr_mn4np6FcUB1qzi322o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Smirking at the camera as a way of dealing with being overwhelmed.</p>http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/50960182199http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/50960182199Tue, 21 May 2013 12:46:18 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2173044160e1a04d6e33dc5e92e1858f/tumblr_mn4l0fYuss1qzi322o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Nightmare catcher</p>http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/50955284094http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/50955284094Tue, 21 May 2013 11:48:15 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9846ca22fbbca715b21281fe4fccc855/tumblr_mn3l4bdyCw1qzi322o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This dog. Seriously. He climbs onto my shoulder to sleep #frenchbulldog</p>http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/50903867731http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/50903867731Mon, 20 May 2013 22:52:59 +1000frenchbulldog<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2944e45aa9e9aa53e414ed00872ed80f/tumblr_mn3f8cxoA51qzi322o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Piglet monster is home! And he’s so hyper this is the only photo that’s not a total blur. #frenchbulldog</p>http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/50899109007http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/50899109007Mon, 20 May 2013 20:45:48 +1000frenchbulldog<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e7b1713f7a3be668db399efec146a889/tumblr_mn2oehxw751qzi322o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Graffiti on my door #coolstorybro</p>http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/50869139589http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/50869139589Mon, 20 May 2013 11:06:17 +1000coolstorybro<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f7160eb7234766cb7f80a8db899d8f14/tumblr_mn2f6lBZ9p1qzqmdho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://indefensible.me/post/50854143597/he-died-as-he-lived-suffocated-by-a-bat-pig" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">indefensible</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>He died as he lived, suffocated by a bat-pig hybrid.</p></blockquote> Well, I guess I don’t need a cat now.http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/50862880584http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/50862880584Mon, 20 May 2013 09:41:56 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2850f056b82b215dba40f3668ddcdc64/tumblr_mn2hguUYTs1qzi322o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sleeping with his mouth open and tongue out. I don’t even know. @alittlehitch #frenchbulldog</p>http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/50858006403http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/50858006403Mon, 20 May 2013 08:36:29 +1000frenchbulldog<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7dab0ff7cbb380aa0875feb44e3101df/tumblr_mn1h5pa2oD1qzi322o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Puppy cuddles #frenchbulldog</p>http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/50802871828http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/50802871828Sun, 19 May 2013 19:32:13 +1000frenchbulldog<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3d6c26028b7fe3b3d598f71a5b4def1b/tumblr_mn17y9ODQj1sp9zolo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b3a296ba645fc9e204497f6fff37d402/tumblr_mn17y9ODQj1sp9zolo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://indefensible.me/post/50794516661/of-course-he-has-his-own-tumblr" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">indefensible</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Of course he has his own Tumblr.</p></blockquote> Everything is dog.http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/50796962074http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/50796962074Sun, 19 May 2013 17:28:45 +1000