Ephemera

The ramblings of a lunatic expat.

I am Californian who relocated to Melbourne, Australia in 2006..

I'm a manicurist and a madwoman and I do a damn good job at both.
ubcm:

This made me feel violently ill in Coles. Like, I was going to vomit all over the pre-packaged salami. 




Well, who the hell wants an unflavored knob?

ubcm:

This made me feel violently ill in Coles. Like, I was going to vomit all over the pre-packaged salami. 

Well, who the hell wants an unflavored knob?

(Source: andwhenithappens)

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    **while technically not a cockandballs, it does say ‘knob’ and that’s enough for me for today.
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