This is apparently a leaked ad for McDonald’s newest attack on your digestive system: THE MCRIBBLES (which is also the sound your asshole is going to make after eating this mess). It’s the McRibs bastard love child who is also made out of corn syrup, beef-flavored corn syrup, bone-flavored corn syrup, corn syrup-fed worms and hair from Ronald McDonald’s dick bush for coloring.
As much as I would love to bite through the fake bone in the McRibble and listen to my bowls weep for their future while it slides down my froat, it’s still not perfect. It needs several pieces of processed cheese, bacon, McNugget crumbles, fries and a few Big Mac patties on top of it. Then throw it in the deep fryer and you’ve got perfection personified! The angels would hold it above their halos and declare it their new savior! Or Satan’s minions would declare it their new savior. I don’t know, one of those.
