Ephemera

The ramblings of a lunatic expat.

I am Californian who relocated to Melbourne, Australia in 2006..

I'm a manicurist and a madwoman and I do a damn good job at both.
dealbreaker: GUESTBREAKER: You’ve (Recently) Been Photographed Wearing JortsAlright, so this picture was taken a while ago. Wait, what? That says 2008. We may have come a long way since 2008, especially in terms of Apple products, but not far enough to excuse you wearing jean shorts. I was excited that you liked the same music that I do and that you were ballsy enough to contact me through a mutual friend. So I admit it: IFacebook stalked you. A bit. Not excessively, of course, because I stopped when I hit jean shorts. So unless you have an excuse of some sort or you turn out to be virtually perfect in many other ways, I’m gonna have to say “no, I don’t want to listen to your cover band, I have to wash my hair that night.” An Anonymous Guest Dealbreaker. THOSE AREN’T EVEN JORTS! They’re a denim teepee duplex.

dealbreaker:

GUESTBREAKER: You’ve (Recently) Been Photographed Wearing Jorts

Alright, so this picture was taken a while ago. Wait, what? That says 2008. We may have come a long way since 2008, especially in terms of Apple products, but not far enough to excuse you wearing jean shorts. I was excited that you liked the same music that I do and that you were ballsy enough to contact me through a mutual friend. So I admit it: I
Facebook stalked you. A bit. Not excessively, of course, because I stopped when I hit jean shorts. So unless you have an excuse of some sort or you turn out to be virtually perfect in many other ways, I’m gonna have to say “no, I don’t want to listen to your cover band, I have to wash my hair that night.”

An Anonymous Guest Dealbreaker.

THOSE AREN’T EVEN JORTS! They’re a denim teepee duplex.

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    DAMN YOU DEALBREAKER!!!!
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  4. erinmargrethe reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    THOSE AREN’T EVEN JORTS! They’re...denim teepee duplex.
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    Are girls allowed
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    OH SNAP. ain’t nothing wrong with jorts,
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    HUGE DEAL BREAKER! HUUUUUUUUUGEEEEEEEE!
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