Ephemera

The ramblings of a lunatic expat.

I am Californian who relocated to Melbourne, Australia in 2006..

I'm a manicurist and a madwoman and I do a damn good job at both.
xntrek: In case you were wondering what to buy me for my birthday … among the collection of other haunted dolls available. *plays with herself violently *screams crude comments and lies when guests are over *tries poking things in any orifice while you’re trying to sleep *positions herself in provocative poses with her bloomers down *often stinks of cheap whiskey and sex Hey Ross, what do you think? You always wished I was twins, right?

xntrek:

In case you were wondering what to buy me for my birthday … among the collection of other haunted dolls available.

*plays with herself violently

*screams crude comments and lies when guests are over

*tries poking things in any orifice while you’re trying to sleep

*positions herself in provocative poses with her bloomers down

*often stinks of cheap whiskey and sex

Hey Ross, what do you think? You always wished I was twins, right?

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    Are we still talking about the doll here?
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    Seems like a pretty cool party favor. At the very least it’d keep the guests entertained.
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