The ramblings of a lunatic expat.

I am Californian who relocated to Melbourne, Australia in 2006..

I'm a manicurist and a madwoman and I do a damn good job at both.

I’m beginning to get some evidence from certain doctors and certain scientists that have done research on women’s wombs after they’ve gone through the surgery, and they’ve compared the wombs of women who were on the birth control pill to those who were not on the birth control pill. And they have found that with women who are on the birth control pill, there are these little tiny fetuses, these little babies, that are embedded into the womb. They’re just like dead babies. They’re on the inside of the womb. And these wombs of women who have been on the birth control pill effectively have become graveyards for lots and lots of little babies.

Conservative radio host Kevin Swanson


gif via.

(via jessicavalenti)

Kinda like all the dead babies in his underpants.

(via monkeyfrog)

My womb is a graveyard. Little tiny headstones dot the landscape, some with flowers in front of them, some long-forgotten. Every month a tiny little funeral director shows up, holds a miniature service, and all the itty bitty cells cry teeny tears of blood, and that is how menstruation works.(via halfbakedidea)

This just made me think of the sea monkeys I had when I was 8 and forgot to feed for a week. They went down the toilet, too.

(Source: jessicavalenti, via halfbakedidea)

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