Ephemera

The ramblings of a lunatic expat.

I am Californian who relocated to Melbourne, Australia in 2006..

I'm a manicurist and a madwoman and I do a damn good job at both.

Elizabeth Plaid NSFW: veggkat: acidpunch: what if u woke up tomorrow and it was the first...

sblaufuss:

veggkat:

acidpunch:

what if u woke up tomorrow and it was the first day of seventh grade and everythings that happened since then was just a dream

I would put that long purple silk shirt on. I would pull my leggings-as-pants on (because I used to be really thin).

Then I would march…

What Elizabeth said.

I’d also act like the fucking bawss that I am.

I would be the blowjob queen of Olive Peirce Junior High School.

(via sblaufuss)

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