Ephemera

The ramblings of a lunatic expat.

I am Californian who relocated to Melbourne, Australia in 2006..

I'm a manicurist and a madwoman and I do a damn good job at both.

How to not be funny: alienate large chunks of America

indefensible:

yeahyouoverhere:

Here’s some comedy-writing advice: when The Funny derives entirely from partisan political views, it probably isn’t that funny.

Hey, no problem. You’re welcome.

I never knew that the horse that people rode on the high moral ground was called Sanctimony. At least now you know what name to call out at the moments you actually consummate the relationship you have with the horse you rode in on.

I would like to know please where is this comedy-writing person who needs advice. I hope I am not having to pay them much.

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