Ephemera

The ramblings of a lunatic expat.

I am Californian who relocated to Melbourne, Australia in 2006..

I'm a manicurist and a madwoman and I do a damn good job at both.
I accidentally slept with my Fitbit on. On my underwear. Because I was cleaning house pantsless yesterday.

I accidentally slept with my Fitbit on. On my underwear. Because I was cleaning house pantsless yesterday.

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  4. claviusrobinsky said: How many steps did you take?
  5. zuhl said: "As you do." :-]