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jasencomstock:

All Christmas music is awful.

Pretty much. And these are the awfulest. 

1. Springsteen’s Santa Claus Is Coming to Town
2. Christmas Shoes
3. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
4. Feliz Navidad
5. Madonna’s Santa Baby
6. Paul McCartney’s Wonderful Christmastime
7. Do They Know It’s Christmas?
8. Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey

If I gained nothing else from moving to Australia, the knowledge that this Xmas song exists is enough to reassure me that I made the right choice.

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16. joesquared said: Yes!
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    Ha, Lemmy… Even so, I still believe Bob Dylan made the worst Christmas album ever.Said NPR, “Dylan does make his slow,...

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    Counterargument.

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    1. Springsteen starts laugh, i wanna punch him 2. your wife is dying and you let your tiny child go out along to buy...

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    I would add ‘Hey Santa’ by Wilson Phillips.

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39. mar-see-ah said: I stopped by DD for a coffee today and they were playing something ridic bad and xmasy. The guy in front of me said it was awful, and the worker said, “yeah, imagine having to listen to it all day.” SO THANKFUL not to be working retail this season.
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    THE DONKEY SONG IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE AND EVERY OTHER ITALIAN WHO IS FROM OR HAS FAMILY IN THE TRISTATE REGION.

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