Ephemera

The ramblings of a lunatic expat.

I am Californian who relocated to Melbourne, Australia in 2006..

I'm a manicurist and a madwoman and I do a damn good job at both.

My grandmother, Sameer and I hear 'Ride' by Lana Del Rey on the radio

  • Nan: What is this noise?
  • Nan: Is it this udaas gori (sad white girl) again?
  • Nan: You must put it off now.
  • Nan: I am very tolerant of the new music but I cannot tolerate this.
  • Nan: I will die. This woman and her singing will kill me.
  • Nan: You will be responsible for my death.
  • Nan: And both of you will die as I am the one driving.
  • Nan: Lana will kill us all.
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