Ephemera

The ramblings of a lunatic expat.

I am Californian who relocated to Melbourne, Australia in 2006..

I'm a manicurist and a madwoman and I do a damn good job at both.

jewlesthemagnificent asked: Your skin is disturbingly perfect AND you have either really long natural lashes OR the best mascara ever. Either way, spill your secrets! For both things! And I'm hoping it isn't all Australian stuff. Because I'm too broke to pay that kind of shipping very often.

Bless your heart. My lashes are fake as fuck - they’re eyelash extensions done by an amazing lady in my salon. My skin is luckily quite good, but I have to credit most of it to being of Danish descent and staying out of the sun for most of my teens and 20s. I’m pretty proud of being 37 and looking a fair bit younger. However, as soon as you talk to me, you realize I’m a salty old broad and then the whole house of cards collapses. *sad trombone*

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