Ephemera

The ramblings of a lunatic expat.

I am Californian who relocated to Melbourne, Australia in 2006..

I'm a manicurist and a madwoman and I do a damn good job at both.
I think my ovaries just exploded. That’s what you say when you have diarrhea, right? (at The Ghetto Penthouse)

I think my ovaries just exploded. That’s what you say when you have diarrhea, right? (at The Ghetto Penthouse)

  1. eoporto said: Chin twins!
  2. thistumblerhasane said: He’s a natural.
  3. jigglebologna said: Ross looks TERRIFIED.
  4. erinmargrethe posted this