Ephemera

The ramblings of a lunatic expat.

I am Californian who relocated to Melbourne, Australia in 2006..

I'm a manicurist and a madwoman and I do a damn good job at both.
Sorting this shit out now because it will be November before I know it.
And because I like to masturbate as much as the next person.
What? I’m a Californian. Like my vote even matters. I should be able to give my vote to a swing state.

Sorting this shit out now because it will be November before I know it.

And because I like to masturbate as much as the next person.

What? I’m a Californian. Like my vote even matters. I should be able to give my vote to a swing state.

  1. fobay said: haha that looks like FAP
  2. erinmargrethe posted this