Ephemera

The ramblings of a lunatic expat.

I am Californian who relocated to Melbourne, Australia in 2006..

I'm a manicurist and a madwoman and I do a damn good job at both.
my-esl-student:

“Trample me!  More!  More!  Jump up!  Jump up!” the cat mask man was saying.  They came to this stupid party because he informed that he was willing to pay money.  However, they refused to get money and returned their home because he was a very pervert man than they expected.




I always forget about this tumblr until it pops up, and then I spend at least 5 minutes doing quizzical dog face until I remember what it is.

my-esl-student:

“Trample me!  More!  More!  Jump up!  Jump up!” the cat mask man was saying.  They came to this stupid party because he informed that he was willing to pay money.  However, they refused to get money and returned their home because he was a very pervert man than they expected.

I always forget about this tumblr until it pops up, and then I spend at least 5 minutes doing quizzical dog face until I remember what it is.
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    people is like a: PLEASE listen...the tape. CAN YOU REPEAT PLEASE????
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