Ephemera

The ramblings of a lunatic expat.

I am Californian who relocated to Melbourne, Australia in 2006..

I'm a manicurist and a madwoman and I do a damn good job at both.
yhf:

mindbabies:

stirmytea:

Christina Aguilera Gets Her Period While Performing At Etta James’ Funeral?
yes is the answer to that question.

OH GOD.

That’s just highly specialized stigmata.



Oh, please. Everyone knows that Xtina bleeds MAC Face and Body Foundation. I’m convinced she has a hot tub full of bronzer in her house.

yhf:

mindbabies:

stirmytea:

Christina Aguilera Gets Her Period While Performing At Etta James’ Funeral?

yes is the answer to that question.

OH GOD.

That’s just highly specialized stigmata.

Oh, please. Everyone knows that Xtina bleeds MAC Face and Body Foundation. I’m convinced she has a hot tub full of bronzer in her house.
  1. destructible reblogged this from erinmargrethe and added:
    If there’s anyone whose period would actually be blue like in the tv commercials…
  2. seedsofcorruption reblogged this from mindbabies
  3. xntrek said: or at least in her panties …
  4. loveaginger reblogged this from aimee-b-loved and added:
    Well this would just completely suck.
  5. boxdog1 reblogged this from yhf and added:
    This can’t possibly be true. Poor xtina can’t be trusted with a live performance. Also, hemorrhagic.
  6. erinmargrethe reblogged this from yhf and added:
    Oh, please. Everyone knows that Xtina bleeds MAC Face and Body Foundation. I’m convinced she has a hot tub full of...
  7. yhf reblogged this from aimee-b-loved and added:
    That’s just highly specialized stigmata.
  8. aimee-b-loved reblogged this from mindbabies
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  10. iambal reblogged this from corycorybobory and added:
    or she’s taking laxatives to lose weight… oh my god this is so fucking horrible. Bless.Her.Heart.
  11. allwesteverything reblogged this from stirmytea
  12. kelbel1521 reblogged this from corycorybobory and added:
    omg is this real!? how embarassing. i would die. poor christina
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