Ephemera

The ramblings of a lunatic expat.

I am Californian who relocated to Melbourne, Australia in 2006..

I'm a manicurist and a madwoman and I do a damn good job at both.
“Unsettled”? Are you fucking kidding me? That’s as bad as a Californian (and I am one) using the term “earthquake weather”. Just describe the fucking forecast, Bureau of Meteorology. Leave the vague threats of fancy to the kids pursuing creative writing degrees.

“Unsettled”? Are you fucking kidding me? That’s as bad as a Californian (and I am one) using the term “earthquake weather”. Just describe the fucking forecast, Bureau of Meteorology. Leave the vague threats of fancy to the kids pursuing creative writing degrees.