Ephemera

The ramblings of a lunatic expat.

I am Californian who relocated to Melbourne, Australia in 2006..

I'm a manicurist and a madwoman and I do a damn good job at both.

Sorry, no photos.

Ladies, just in case you ever doubted that working your pectoral muscles gives you a boob-lift, I recently discovered that my right boob is significantly perkier than my left, due to the fact that my right arm is the one that weilds the callus-file on the heels of my pedicure clients day in and day out.

I’m either going to have to train myself to be ambidextrous or start busting out sets of one-armed push-ups with the left arm. Or, stop working so damn much.

  1. eoporto said: The fact that you fuckers don’t like new York kills me.
  2. jezebelthegreat said: It’s true! Back in my dancing-girl days, I always lifted myself more with my right arm and it caused a subtle lift in that boob. It even filled it out a little.
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