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Ladies, just in case you ever doubted that working your pectoral muscles gives you a boob-lift, I recently discovered that my right boob is significantly perkier than my left, due to the fact that my right arm is the one that weilds the callus-file on the heels of my pedicure clients day in and day out.
I’m either going to have to train myself to be ambidextrous or start busting out sets of one-armed push-ups with the left arm. Or, stop working so damn much.