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Horrible self-realization

damselesque:

Today, I came to a sad and horrible self-realization.

I AM NOT A HIPSTER.

I went to that hipster-dress-up-site-thing and none of the outfit/hair/face options looked remotely like me.

My husband said I am too “stylish” and more of a “get a job, you dirty hippies” type.

The man knows me better than I know myself.

I don’t get it because every one of those drawings LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME. Except for the one Ross posted with the giant gross sandworm penis.

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    don’t get it because every one...those drawings LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME. Except for

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