There is a big metaphor here.
Is it bad that I immediately knew this was Toby from the Stanley Steamer commercial?
sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.
This is just what I needed. I’m too stressed
For some reason, Americans believe that the constant and dirt-cheap availability of Mexican food is a human right. Tell them there is nowhere to get an affordable burrito in, say, Merthyr Tydfil, and they will gape in shock, like you just sang the national anthem in Klingon.
The idea that their country has a lot of Mexican food because, er … they share a 800 mile border with Mexico, simply does not compute.
Mexican food should be everywhere. Like oxygen, or laughter. If it is not, the universe is fundamentally misaligned. Chris, Gwyneth is gone. But at least you don’t have to put up with this ridiculous behaviour anymore.
This is kind of embarrassing for me
Apple says it is working to bring more racial diversity to emoji.
"There needs to be more diversity in the emoji character set, and we have been working closely with the Unicode Consortium in an effort to update the standard," Katie Cotton, vice president of worldwide corporate communications at Apple, wrote in an email to MTV.
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This is great news, but what about some more food diversity? Sandwich? Cheese? Butter? I mean, the set can’t be forever stuck in Japanese culture circa 2004.
Where the fuck is the hockey emoji?!
How about a fucking cheese and taco emojis? Do you know how often I use the stupid people emojis? Never. Cheese and tacos? Constantly lamenting.
erinmargrethe said: HI TODD THANK YOU FOR THE FRESNO UBER ALLES TSHIRT I need to send you and M a photo xx
You are very welcome.
Gotta represent, right?
But you are welcome.
If you haven’t figured it out, we came from the same town. So I made her a shirt cause she is living in Australia and sent it to her.
Gotta represent, right?
But you are very welcome.
Just don’t get your ass beat wearing it.
/this is me wearing it. Not her. She probably looks better wearing it then I do.
It’s ADVENTURE TIME!!! #clarahnails #nailartmelbourne #melbournenailart #nailartinmelbourne #adventuretime #sofun #socolourful #socute #nailswag (at Clara H Nails )
I actually don’t like Adventure Time, but I know you nerds do, and I LOVE Miss Clara H, so the scale has tipped.