1. “It’s a funny story actually, she’s an AMAZING drug smuggler but she had one “off” day so now she’s gaying it up in ladies jail.”
2. “You know Space Bags® right? Yeah he’s in one right now in my freezer! Well he’s in four bags to be exact.”
3. [Fart audibly, stare in silence]
4. “He’s a…
I wish I was single just do I could do this.
theculturecarnival asked: Hi ladygirl - just a heads up... your pics are on an aussie celebs forum. All your underwear shots. Just wanted to let you know cos some are a little embarrassing. Be well babe xox
If I found any of them “embarrassing” I wouldn’t have put them on Instagram in the first place. The “embarrassing” thing is that some champion took the time out of his life to go through literally my entire three-year Instagram archive and find every single hint of cleavage or bared leg/stomach.
Also, thanks for the “heads up” but given a) I’ve never interacted with you before and b) your blog features ~edgy~ porn shots of women wearing hijab, I have to wonder precisely how you just happened to find them in the first place?
Have you met my friend Clem? She eats Pizza Shapes in her underwear on my couch and if she actually has any fucks left she doesn’t give them.
And ice cubes. Someone got a little overheated on the walk home #frenchbulldog #frenchie @alittlehitch
Well, that’s my entertainment for the summer sorted #frenchie #frenchbulldog @alittlehitch (at The Ghetto Penthouse)