BECAUSE THREE BLINKS MEANS I LOVE YOU
The baby loaf is here!!!
Officials Friday said that for the first time ever, the State Water Project that helps supply a majority of Californians may be unable to make any deliveries except to maintain public health and safety.
I told you this 20 years ago, you stupid motherfuckers, but did you listen? Fuck no, you wanted Costco and condos. Stupid, stupid motherfuckers.
I don’t contain an anger fiery as a thousand red hot suns about my interpersonal relationships anymore but I still have all these leftover middle finger gifs.
Isn’t Dolly just jaunty as fuck.
I swear I just need to auto reblog everything Annie blogs.
PS the entire time I’ve been typing the dog has been continuously farting.
Look at this winking wonder-dog.
Me after the last 3 weeks of not drinking.
You’re in a relationship and you know it’s not right and you just think, “It’s too late, we’ve been together too long. Oh, we’re living together; how would I get another apartment? Oh, we got engaged; how could I break it off? Oh, the invitations have been mailed.” And the fact is, there comes a day when you gotta go. And you go and you look back and you think, “It would’ve been so much kinder if I had gone when I knew I was supposed to go instead of lying to myself and thinking it might work out and staying too long.”
"My first big close, y’all!" [clap clap clap]
"Got bottle service at the club last night!" [clap clap clap]
"Totally finger blasted a girl last weekend!" [clap clap clap]
"Shielding the emptiness of a life unlived through misdirected attempts at positivity in the form of loud yelling and…
- People not watching the road when they drive (look at the damn road!!)
- Someone sticking their gun down the back of their pants (seems really unsafe?)
- Improper application of real-life things, like DEFCON (DEFCON 1 is worse than DEFCON 4 but its like the people who make movies can’t even be…
When the person on the other line hangs up (without saying goodbye!) and the person left on the phone gets an immediate dial tone. That has ALWAYS annoyed me.