Ephemera

The ramblings of a lunatic expat.

I am Californian who relocated to Melbourne, Australia in 2006..

I'm a manicurist and a madwoman and I do a damn good job at both.

2brwngrls:

In which Snoop Dogg doesn’t give a fuck about your gender policing, and 50 Cent continues to be way too concerned about the sexuality of other male rappers. 

Amazing.

(via chicaartistanails)

theholynail:

sosoflynails:

Real playas keep they nails fly fresh n dipped at the tip 💅 SNOOP said so

go snoop! fuck yeah.

theholynail:

sosoflynails:

Real playas keep they nails fly fresh n dipped at the tip 💅 SNOOP said so

go snoop! fuck yeah.

kateoplis:

"I learned how to drink champagne a while ago. But the way I like to drink champagne is I like to make what we call a Montana Cooler, where you buy a case of champagne and you take all the bottles out, and you take all the cardboard out, and you put a garbage bag inside of it, then you put all the bottles back in and then you cover it with ice, and then you wrap it up and you close it. And that will keep it all cold for a weekend and you can drink every single bottle. And the way I like to drink it in a big pint glass with ice. I fill it with ice and I pour the champagne in it, because champagne can never be too cold. And the problem people have with champagne is they drink it and they crash with it, because the sugar content is so high and you get really dehydrated. But if you can get the ice in it, you can drink it supremely cold and at the same time you’re getting the melting ice, so it’s like a hydration level, and you can stay at this great level for a whole weekend. You don’t want to crash. You want to keep that buzz, that bling, that smile."

Bill Murray on Charlie Rose

Now you know.

thatwetshirt:

Sixteen Candles (1984)

When I was a kid this movie is what being a teenager meant.

(via jennfur)

clambistro:

I’m in The Saturday Paper today, shittin on ya whole [online] life 😎💻

clambistro:

I’m in The Saturday Paper today, shittin on ya whole [online] life 😎💻

Ep 1: Heavy on Mungbeans — Twenty Seventy

clambistro:

twenty70:

Here it is, folks, the first episode of the Twenty Seventy podcast! This one’s an introductory effort - stay tuned for upcoming interviews covering ’70s fashion and fit, and the Australian ’70s accent.

Oi! Listen to my irritating voice!

debshock:

Somewhere on a distant highway, Road Potato considers his options.

Favorite Eagles song. Hotel Potato.

debshock:

Somewhere on a distant highway, Road Potato considers his options.

Favorite Eagles song. Hotel Potato.