EXCITING NEWS FOR BLONDE TIGER (and you!)
blondetiger: I’m very thrilled to announce that Blonde Tiger is moving on up (cue The Jefferson’s theme song)! As you all know, I’ve been working from my home studio (aka spare room filled with nail polish) for the last year. As my clientele has grown, I’ve been keeping an eye out for the perfect salon space to move into. Thanks to a series of fortunate events, I will soon be operating out of...
I'm NOT getting sick. That's an order.
I think I’m getting sick. I’ve slept over 10 hours each the last two nights and I still don’t feel rested. I had a great weekend that turned into a hellish weekend and I think the stress is still doing something to my body, even though everything’s ok now. I’m working out with my trainer this morning, anyway. Maybe it will make me feel better. Yesterday I took down...
First night in the new, expensive, insanely comfy...
and I wake up at 1am and can’t go back to sleep. FUUUUUUUUUUU And no, I don’t know what kind of bed it is. You internet people keep asking me that. Is that a thing? Are there types of beds like types of cars? If I say it’s a blah-blah by Blah Blah, are you going to nod sagely, stroke your chin, and start talking coils and pillow-tops or something? Weirdos.
Show of hands
Who else had that exquisitely confusing moment in their childhood when you realized that the song “Greased Lightening” (from the feature film “Grease”, of course) had been edited for television , but you didn’t fully understand why that particular line was dirty? Knowing me, I probably asked my mom about it. In front of people.
So you look at your life, and the two countries that hold it, and realize that...– What Happens When You Live Abroad (via sistacrumpet)
I just had a no-gasm.
No, I’m not going to come in to work at a moment’s notice after yesterday being told I wasn’t needed because there weren’t enough bookings. No. MY GOD THAT FELT SO FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!
Now I want a hot dog, and a doughnut. (Not at the same time)