September 2011
scottfriday:
emotional-mental-patient:
thosepaisleydays:
I do not understand how grown ass men can not pee in the toilet without getting it all over the seat and its surrounding areas. You actually have to aim your pee, and as if the hole in the seat wasn’t a big enough opening, you lift the seat and still manage to pee everywhere.
Women can hover over a toilet in heels, holding their...
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Reblogging on an iPad: one of the reasons I rarely reblog anymore. Please try to contain the massive outpouring of your sympathy for me.
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Maybe I should skip it when the “Are You a Sociopath” quiz makes the rounds.
Oh, but don’t get me wrong - I’m still a seething mass of generalized anxiety. It’s just not triggered by social situations or people. It’s just there, twisting around in my solar plexus like a nest of snakes, rearing it’s ugly head for no reason in particular. I’ve stopped looking for reasons. I just pop a Xanax (lately that is only about once every 6 weeks or...
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claviusrobinsky replied to your photo:
“Please tell me it was gravy laden with chunks of sausage and a nice thick layer of pork grease.”
Dude. It was from The Coffee Pot in Morro Bay. That shit was probably made in a cast-iron skillet that hasn’t been cleaned since Ford was in office. Even better, there was a Baptist church group having a birthday breakfast and they gave us...
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Don't be a menace to South Central while drinking...
claviusrobinsky:
Love this fine piece of American cinema.
I can still quote this entire movie.
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scottfriday: Huge Pet Peeve of mine: →
pancakenation:
coffeeandpoetry:
twistedavenues:
When guys ask if a girl is clean shaven.
Attention men: I know it’s hard to use your brain but bare with me here. It’s 2011. I’m pretty sure a good 90% of women shave their pussy. If it’s not shaven, they probably don’
want to…
How about, it’s nobody’s fucking business except the owner of the pussy in question? If I want...
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