March 2011
“We should have no illusions about him: he is a man who often writes outrageous...”
– Michael Brull, I will defend to the death Bolt’s right to wallow in the mire (via indefensible)
The fact that there are so many people here who don’t get this very basic premise of free speech has me looking askance at my adopted country.
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Raisin City becomes Raisinets City
claviusrobinsky:
Apparently, Thursday was “National Chocolate Covered Raisin Day” (oddly enough, a real thing). So kings of the chocolate covered raisin, Raisinets, staged a coup threw a party in nearby Raisin City and changed its name to Raisinets City. It would appear that Kopi was appointed mayor and residents were brainwashed with a magic Nestle elixir. Word on the street is nearby...
“Now, when you feel that pressure in your intestine, tenderly but forcefully grab...”
– from “Blond Leading the Blind: Dating Secrets From A Stripper” at titsandsass (via nightmarebrunette)
I’ve got to remember this. I usually mime starting a chainsaw, then post for a high-five.
finnsblog2 asked: Hey! It's Finn the Human, do you like Adventure Time? Submit your favorite Adventure Time posts and I will publish them!
“Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of...”
– Rosemary Urquico (via ohsosinister
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(snip) Horse. Shit. Ever consider dating an adult with self control? I hate these diatribes that get blogged & reblogged. Tumblr ate my rant, so here: it’s horseshit.
(via justalittletaste)
Do you guys ever notice that the people I love the most are...
Hottest bachelor of the year. Vote? Votey...
lessonsforchildren:
So, uh… I’m one of Cleo Magazines Hottest Bachelor of the Year. If you go here and vote, I’d be stupidly grateful. I know it’s silly but I think with all of you behind me we can flood so many votes in that I’ll be put in a tux and given a golden egg or something.
Also, I’ll post a comic about this very predicament tomorrow.
Do it.
Who needs a unifying theme anyway?: My friend and... →
indefensible:
So you know Paul from such things as Lord of Luxury, the fact that he’s a DJ for the Triple Jays, or perhaps his awesome Lessons For Children. I know him as raconteur, autodidact, and the person who taught me that vegetarian food can be damned tasty.
Now, the handsome and talented bastard has been nominated as one of Cleo magazine’s 50 Bachelors of the Year. I mean look at this...
justalittletaste:
inthefade:
squibble:
inthefade:
Really? You were all emailing pictures of your tits to people?
It’s official, guys*. Tumblr is TotalFark.
*you know who you are
Guess I’ll have to change my name back.
I’ll do it once I get back from Chuck E. Cheeses.
I hope WoodpeckerFromMars is available!
Fuck. This. Noise.
Do you know how much BIE I saw back in the TF days?...
“Jeff Verellen, a barista and roaster at Caffenation in Antwerp, Belgium, is...”
– The AeroPress and its fervent coffee-loving fans. I’d buy those. (via marco)
I don’t understand why some people (all of them American in my personal experience) are so crazy for these kinds of presses. In my experience they make coffee that’s
indistinguishable from regularly brewed coffee ceteris...
Random Rants & Rumblings: My own misspent youth. →
claviusrobinsky:
I was reading Michelle’s St. Patrick’s day post this morning and when I read:
I was the only girl among the five of us. It never felt odd to me, though I know it looked odd to other people. Those four guys were the best friends anyone could ever ask for. I had the greatest times of my life as part of that group of geeky kids. We weren’t the jocks, we weren’t the burnouts, we...
Shark Attack In Nelson Bay, NSW | Shark bites... →
I love being able to share with everyone in the US the kind of news you really expect from Australia.
xntrek asked: Awesome, you say? I heard that about you :)
Just remembered at dinner we were teasing her about him. “He’s a medical student? And a surfer? And a model? And he does charity work? Is this guy real? He sounds like Liz Lemon’s Astronaut Mike Dexter!”
I have such an ache in my chest right now. I can’t wait to see Ross and hug him. I feel so ridiculously lucky, I feel guilty.
Trainee doctor dies during dive →
Our dear friend Laura moved to NZ less than a week ago to be with her boyfriend and start an amazing new job. We had dinner with her a couple of weeks ago, and she was the happiest I’ve ever seen her.
Her boyfriend died on Friday in a diving accident. My heart is breaking for her.
WHAT YOUR FAVORITE CLASSIC ROCK BAND SAYS ABOUT... →
tj:
inthefade:
kellydeal:
The Eagles: You can only reach orgasm while listening to talk radio.
Rainbow: You have worn sweatpants to a funeral.
Thin Lizzy: You are often forced to change or cancel your plans due to “NO LOITERING” signs.
Journey: You own those running shoes that are shaped like feet.
Rush: You carry a small flashlight everywhere, and use it at least three times a day.
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“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an...”
– John Steinbeck (via miketodd07, thirdworldgirl- )
And just like that, everything makes sense. (via thememegeneration)
