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no47: And thus I sadly put my pants on. and take your Batman mask off.
eoporto asked: Best hair conditioning treatment to make your hair shiny? Also, I want to come live with you and Ross and get drunk and eat tacos.
Veggywood's Guide to Vegan Fall Boots!!!!
vegenista: Yes, I know, I know its July & we still have a few months left of summer! But, I love boots & am counting the days until I can bust them out again! Last week, I was eying a pair at Nordstrom, but they were leather & I am really, really, trying to avoid leather. Then, I spied these on “Veggywood’s Massive Faux-Leather Fall Boot Guide:” Very similar to the non-vegan...
When I get back to my mom's house in September
I am going to spam the fuck out of your dashboards with old photos of me. I can’t wait. You might want to go ahead and unfollow me now.
anything better than leftover pasta after you’ve been out for a few drinks and your dinner’s worn off? Ok, yeah, leftover tacos. But we’re kind of taco’d out. So, last night’s gnocchi with homemade bolognese it is.
Earl Grey Tea Story:
destructible: When I was a kid I asked my dad what “bergamot” was after reading it on the label of a tea bag, and he told me it was a special extract squeezed from the glands of the bergamot weasel. I believed him. This is pretty much the only reason I would want a kid of my own. Well, that and those fresh, young kidneys.
claviusrobinsky: 15 or less years ago summertime was sitting in a late 80’s Cadillac Coupe D’Eville on the bank of a canal on the edge of an Almond orchard, eating cheap pizza with a blue eyed, blonde haired white boy named Gonzalez, a half Dutch half Port-a-gee son of a raisin farmer and a baked Mexican national who thought singing Sittin’ On the Dock of the Bay was the most beautiful thing a...
stuffparty!: The Margarita Dilemma →
So, me and Marie thought the amount of booze bottles with dregs in them was getting a bit ridiculous. We got some limes at the market since we had some tequila and triple sec. Unfortunately the tequila is probably not one of the better ones – Sauza Blanco – but the triple sex, made by De Kuyper,… I like to add a splash of simple syrup to my margaritas. I have an unholy sweet tooth. For...
I HATE WRITING ABOUT MYSELF
Can’t I just say, “Look, I’m awesome, I know everything, so there”?
Waiting for LaDawn's panties to hit my inbox
Never thought I'd see Tumblr and 4Chan mentioned...
Tumblr is becoming a home for trolls. Tumblr was originally the good-natured domain of hip New York creatives. It was, on balance, a creative force on the Internet. But the role it played in trolling Jessi Slaughter shows that Tumblr is developing a nasty side as well. Tumblr founder David Karp better get on this before Tumblr becomes 4chan with a slick minimalist interface. via Gawker
After typing up that drunken manifesto last night
I’m probably going to wind up pregnant as a result of last night’s activities. I’m currently searching for my missing NuvaRing.
and I can’t seem to spell compulsory when I’m drunk.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED LAST NIGHT
and who let me on the internet in the first place
Hi, my name is Erin
And I just don’t give a flying fuck anymore. About anything. I don’t want to get married. I don’t want to have kids. My gorgeous, wonderful, loving, partner doesn’t either. Right now, I don’t even want a cat. I’m 35 in 6 weeks. I feel 25. Not physically, more like attitude. Therapists would call that denial. I call it, “fucking awesome”. Let’s party. note - I don’t even remember posting...
I'm 5'8", people
I’m not actually stressed about looking short in a photo. I’m notoriously bad at taking photos of myself, and it’s not really a skill that I feel the need to work on. Especially since I have a hyper-critical photographer boyfriend who deletes all the bad photos of me. Which is like, all of them. Him: click hmm..let’s try that again Me: mugging him: click er…no. Me: gurning Him: click Gah!...
Your application has been approved and the VISA...
sistaflapjack: Watch out UK BECAUSE HERE I COME!!!! Yay! so very happy for you both!