May 2010
destructible:
“But as I go through the CDs, I’m noticing something. All the CDs I really loved before I got my first iPod? The cases are scratched and scuffed, and the liner notes are worn from use. Visible memories. Signs of love that no longer apply in a digital age.”
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Anybody want a peanut?: A thing I miss about physical media.
(via indefensible)
The back of my old iPod is scuffed all...
Failure to brush your teeth twice a day increases... →
Even though the researchers found that those who reported brushing their teeth less than twice a day were more likely to be male, older, smokers and to have other health issues (such as diabetes, hypertension and obesity), the team controlled for those variables and others and still found that tooth brushing is associated with cardiovascular disease. The association held even after adjusting for...
ABC not rescuing canceled Ghost Whisperer →
I have a weird thing with this show. You know that funny thing that happens when you’ve only seen one episode of a show, then you flick the tv on months or years later, just to bizarrely catch the same episode? (Please say it’s not just me…)
Anyway, whenever I’ve been home alone at night (not often) and decided to turn the tv on (which we rarely do - we don’t have...
Don't worry about me, guys.
I’m still a muthafuckin’ American. If at first I don’t succeed, I blow some shit up, blame some minorities, and try, try again.
Home is ware the house is for fringe dwellers →
This is about my hood.
Seriously. Give me an Ikea kitchen and a salvaged bathtub and I’m home.
Fuck off, naked models
I seem to have accidentally reblogged the photo of the plus size model. I was playing around with a new tumblr app on my phone.
Anyway, my only thought about that photo was that i am sick and tired of naked women in fashion magazines. Fat, skinny, whatever size. Put some fucking clothes on. It’s a FASHION magazine. I buy them to look at the clothes. If Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs...
A treat for me
paulosthegreek:
Following yesterday’s splendid news I decided I should have a treat of some sort. So I have just ordered 50 grams of Kopi Luwak. What’s Kopi Luwak? I hear you ask. Well, here’s the description from Sea Island Coffee:
Extremely rare and coveted, Philippine Alamid Kopi Luwak coffee is produced by civets, a relative of the mongoose, who have a taste for the sweet, red coffee...
cankerbloxxom:
“Never trust anyone who doesn’t smoke pot or listen to Dylan. Never trust anyone who doesn’t like the beach. Never, ever, ever trust anyone who says they don’t like dogs. You meet someone who doesn’t like dogs, you alert the authorities immediately and you sure as shit don’t marry them.”
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-The Wackness (via likeasif) (via thatgirlwasme)
Well, I do love the beach. As for the...
Replies are my new reblogs.
Less clutter on your dashboard and it keeps my rambling to a minimum.
I'm not sure that's what they meant ...
xntrek:
[voiceover from some “age-spot removing” product] : “… in fact there is a 53% improvement in evening skin tone”
me : it’s 53% better at night?
her : what?
me : they said it’s 53% better in the evening. That’s like saying you look 53% better in low light. What’s next, 100% improvement in dead-of-the-night skin tone?
her : I think they mean evening as in...
I know.
Stuff from the 1990s isn’t vintage to me, either. But I’m just going to drink my Metamucil and shut up.
indefensible:
What are cans made from?...
Lights, camera, its WAGS time →
On WAGS style at the World Cup:
The cynics point to the cold and rain of a biting South African winter posing serious dangers to lip gloss, hair extension, fake tan and acrylic nail.
I’m no fan of acrylic nails, but the last time I checked, one of their selling points is that they don’t disintegrate when they come in contact with water.
“It is 146 minutes long, which means that I entered the theater in the bloom of...”
– Lindy West’s absolutely jaw-droppingly amazing review of “Sex & The City 2” in The Stranger. (via daveholmes)
Too good not to reblog.
Here's what a big baby I am:
I’m home alone tonight and I’m thinking that maybe I shouldn’t be watching this episode of The Ghost Whisperer.
Jezebel readers' worst sex stories →
and the 10 best (or worst), voted by the readers
I am crying with laughter
Hey Christa
Don’t worry. I read the damn book as a teenager and I didn’t know what the fuck Towel Day was until a couple of years ago. At first I thought it was the one day a year all the basement dwelling neckbeards collect their fapping towels out from under the bed and give them to their moms to wash.
Ok, I still think that’s what it is.
Sasha Grey is fucking gross.
heythisisit:
fuckyeahkingjimmy:
skeleton-on-display:
animalsandmonsters:
I just watched a .gif of her drinking her own piss. That’s disgusting. I’m down for some very dirty, filthy sexual exploits, but that is just a little too kinky for my tastes. Any girl that consumes her own waste is instantly unfuckable to me, not that I’d ever have a shot with Sasha Grey, but now I can’t even think...
