I told her about Tiger Woods' car accident.
stuffmygirlfriendsays: “Was he taking driving lessons from Billy Joel?” Big ups to all my old fart homies who hearted this. NEVER FORGET when the Piano Man was the scourge of the roads.
A few changes....
vegenista: You may have noticed a little change to the name of my blog. I’ve decided, before I step into a minefield, that I should change the name to “Vegenista,” but the content will remain pretty much the same….. When dreaming up a concept and a title, my friend suggested “Veganista” and I loved the sound of it. I’m impulsive and got excited and the blog was born. But I didn’t really start...
Tonsillectomy Countdown - 10 days →
Of course I’m reading everything the internets has to say on the subject. Don’t you people know me by now?
If you guys start this shit
about circumcision and declawing and crap, I’m going to drop Tumblr like a hot TotalFark.
So far, we’ve watched “Moon” and we’re now watching “Children of Men”. Sam Rockwell and Clive Owen. Two great tastes that…well, you get the idea.
Ross made me go here today →
just so he could get trousers to go with his new seersucker blazer. I’m allergic to shopping malls. And I still don’t know what I’m wearing tonight. When your boyfriend’s a peacock, you have to reconcile yourself with being the pea…cunt?
I'm not going to say what I'm thankful for
because it reminds me of being in school the day before Thanksgiving and the teacher was totally over teaching so they’d go around the room and make us all say what we were thankful for. And being a bunch of little budding smartasses, someone saying, “I’m thankful for 4 days off school” always got a huge round of applause. HOWEVER, I am totally going to do Thanksgiving in...
The Marree Man (or Stuart's Giant) →
What the heck, Australians? I didn’t know about this. Weird. via 50 Most Interesting Articles on Wikipedia
While I'm being all mopey
doublejack: erinmargrethe: for reasons that probably have nothing to do with actually being homesick or wanting turkey, my family are planning to go to their place in Morro Bay and eat pizza or mexican food tomorrow. Because they’re traditional like that. And if I know my mom, the main thing she’s thankful this year for is not having to tolerate extended family and cook a fucking turkey for...
Flatulent Pig Sparks Gas Alert →
While I'm being all mopey
for reasons that probably have nothing to do with actually being homesick or wanting turkey, my family are planning to go to their place in Morro Bay and eat pizza or mexican food tomorrow. Because they’re traditional like that. And if I know my mom, the main thing she’s thankful this year for is not having to tolerate extended family and cook a fucking turkey for them. edit - Mom, if...
Mediaite swapped emails with Fark’s founder and impresario Drew Curtis about the...– Fark Teams Up With USA Today — More Partnerships In The Future? (Update) | Online | Mediaite I wish the guys at Fark every success, but I wish I could understand their strategy for the site these days. (via indefensible) Well, USA Today’s readers DID vote that the best film of all time is...
I'm super-good at denial
I talked to my mom and stepdad on Skype today. Now I remember why I never use Skype. It’s easier to not miss people when you can’t see them.
Worlds Best Hangover Cure:
mabelmoments: electronicalrattlebag: Cold beer and a good curry. Meat pie and a can of coke. Bacon sandwich with HP sauce and a (glass) bottle of Coke But it has to be proper bacon. So, you Yanks can disregard and go get In-n-Out Burger.
In Norway on youth exchange. Came down with a bad cold/flu while staying at a...– via the comments section in “How to Embarass Yourself Overseas” -The Age’s Travel Blog. Read all the comments. They’re gold.
Hate the holidays? Swap your seasons.
As an adult, I’ve always hated the holidays. Maybe because I always worked in retail or hospitality. Even living in Southern California with great weather didn’t do anything to help the general malaise that Xmas would bring on. Even though it didn’t feel like winter, you still knew it WAS winter. The TV commercials told you so. Moving to Australia changed all that. Xmas/New Year...
Vegan Vending Machines????
veganista-sd: I’ve been at the hospital with my friend who has been in labor since 2 am! Thank goodness for soy lattes & larabars! Hospital food & vending machines are not very vegan friendly! Hmmmm, I might be on to something! Does anyone else thing there’s a market for that kind of thing????? You’ve got to come out here for a visit, Mel. I’ve lost count of the number of...
I don’t think I’ll ever be able to watch Skippy quite the same as I used to– Chris Rickard, the man kicked by a kangaroo as he tried to stop it drowning his dog. (via mabelmoments)
In One Man's Garage, Pan Am Still Makes the Going... →
And I thought my boyfriend was weird for occasionally mentioning that he wishes I had kept my flight attendant’s uniform.
Flowchart Helps You Determine What Crap to Eat →
Are you in Australia? - Yes - Cry into your souvlaki and try to remember what a Double-Double from In-n-Out Burger tastes like.
Man injured in roo attack →
The kangaroo was trying to DROWN THE MAN’S DOG. WTF? This is why I never leave the city.
COMFORT WITH HYGIENE →
Gumtree is the closest thing Australia has to Craigslist (which exists here, but nobody uses it). So, electric bidet, anyone?