May 2013
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In case you guys think I was being a judgy cunt about that bride’s nails in that last reblog, let me clarify -I have no problem with a French manicure. What I do have a problem with is shitty nail techs who paint a stripe 4x the width of the natural nail and apparently use Liquid Paper. Or do the same thing with acrylics or gels. A French is meant to look natural. If you want big pink and...
“Mordecai! Rigby! We can ALL be turds!”
– Me, in my sleep, apparently. (via indefensible)
I can tell someone has a new favorite cartoon when they recite it in their sleep. We haven’t seen this since the time he yelled “Meatwad sucks!” in his sleep when the Aqua Teen music came on.
portorock:
andwhenithappens:
Whenever a middle-aged person starts pushing onto a tram or train before all the alighting passengers have alighted I want to video it and add it to my imaginary showreel for boring journalists, smug broadcasters and general deadshits entitled “Selfishness and Narcissism Know No Generational Classifications”.
Exactly.
You want to see how selfish humanity is, in...
And with this and the last reblog there you have my two homes cities from space (not Tijuana, dummy).
indefensible:
I was at the doctor so I could get a new referral to my hand surgeon. While I was waiting, I looked at my FitBit stats for the day. I looked at the ladder of my friends, and saw my dad languishing at the bottom. Which reminded me he’s not moving around because he’s having chemotherapy. So now I’m getting a full battery of tests because FitBit, I guess?
Now your mum will stop...
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Uh, did Twitter shit the bed or something? Or is everyone just being vewwy, vewwy quiet?
clambistro:
How to freak people out, evidently: be a woman and browse in Topman. Jesus, don’t these people get out??
That’s what I need to do. Women’s ranges can’t contain these shoulders/lats.
*does more chin-ups*
I posted that as a reminder to myself. Quite often I catch myself saying, “How’s the hand today?” instead of “How are YOU?”
The former is not helpful to anyone and just serves to alienate the person from the limb/injury.
Language is important.
Truth: Five Things NOT to Say to invisibly ill... →
heathersday:
Here are 5 things to avoid saying to someone with FMS, ME/CFS, or other “invisible” illnesses:
“You look great—you must be feeling better.”Looks can be deceiving. It’s possible, even likely, that we’re just getting better about concealing how we feel, not actually feeling better. Or it might be a single good day after a month of horrible days. Either way, this comment—which may...
