Ephemera

The ramblings of a lunatic expat.

I am Californian who relocated to Melbourne, Australia in 2006..

I'm a manicurist and a madwoman and I do a damn good job at both.
tina-knowles:

bile0:

… get this away from me

i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit
i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit
i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit
i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit
i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit

tina-knowles:

bile0:

… get this away from me

i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit

i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit

i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit

i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit

i went in ya page ya baby is ugly as shit

(Source: texasmothafuckathatswhereistay, via jennfur)

I mean, my god

vasolinejesus:

spiralingsidewayz:

We haven’t even seen Brad’s butthole in at least a year.

What happened to us?

Things change.

I was on a site that was destructive as all hell and all things got crazy. Like really out there crazy with people fighting and all sorts of shit.

Just out there shit with…

Towards the end of times, I copped a ban on TF for posting a photo of a chick getting fisted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. #worthit

indefensible:

Some random (but certainly nice) person took this pic of me and Hitch a little over a year ago and put it on a Facebook group called Dogspotting just a few days back. It has around 1000 likes. My dog is internet famous.

❤️❤️❤️

indefensible:

Some random (but certainly nice) person took this pic of me and Hitch a little over a year ago and put it on a Facebook group called Dogspotting just a few days back. It has around 1000 likes. My dog is internet famous.

❤️❤️❤️

clambistro:

"In summary, I’d like to nominate everyone, everywhere, who has more than what they need to donate what they can to the people who need it most, because that’s what charity is about, not putting yourself through mild discomfort with a bucket of ice and water. Ice is for keeping fresh produce fresh, beers cold, and ya nipples hard."
- Lincoln Humphries, Australian hero

"Deal with it"

(via indefensible)

indefensible:

Booked and paid for. See you in September, America.

ME TOO ME TOO

indefensible:

Booked and paid for. See you in September, America.

ME TOO ME TOO

Episode 22: Compromise with Mike Monteiro — The Nudge

indefensible:

One of the hardest things in design is knowing the right time to compromise, if there ever is one. The very idea of compromise might send some precious designers into fits.

That’s why we spoke to Mike Monteiro about this topic. The man has a reputation that makes him seem absolute about everything. So when is it ok for him to compromise?

Josh and Ross investigate that idea with Mike which leads into discussion of all sorts of design problems.