Ephemera

The ramblings of a lunatic expat.

I am Californian who relocated to Melbourne, Australia in 2006..

I'm a manicurist and a madwoman and I do a damn good job at both.
vasolinejesus:

missguided:

teefury:

addisonwoolworth:

STOLEN DOG  Vancouver folks please keep an eye out!

The TeeFury team are all pet people. If you’re in the Vancouver area, please keep an eye out for Chloe! Help get this pup home. 

signal boost

Someone snagged a dog?
Well there is certain level of hell you go to for that.



Stolen Frenchie :(Saw this on Instagram, toohttp://instagram.com/littlebabychips

vasolinejesus:

missguided:

teefury:

addisonwoolworth:

STOLEN DOG
Vancouver folks please keep an eye out!

The TeeFury team are all pet people. If you’re in the Vancouver area, please keep an eye out for Chloe! Help get this pup home. 

signal boost

Someone snagged a dog?

Well there is certain level of hell you go to for that.

Stolen Frenchie :(
Saw this on Instagram, too
http://instagram.com/littlebabychips

Anybody who has to focus on being real has a problem. It’s like having a panic attack over how you’re prone to panic attacks.

Dave Grohl (via ericmortensen)

Spoken like someone who’s never had a panic attack. Shut up and look pretty, Dave.

(via isay)

Ep 2: Decade of Polyester and Sweat — Twenty Seventy

clambistro:

twenty70:

As someone who prefers to look good where possible, naturally a primary consideration going into this project was “WHAT WILL I WEAR?!” Consequently, for Episode 2 of Twenty Seventy, I got my friend and colleague Mel Campbell in to talk about fabrics, fashion and fit.

Get amongst it, ears!

Every time God closes a door, he opens a window. Every time you reach the window, he closes it on your fingers. Every time he closes a window, the door locks. Every time God locks the door, the chimney collapses. You will never make it out of this house.

Live Every Day - Mallory Ortberg, The Toast (via emmyinabox)

(via emmyinabox)

thebookworm:

evilsupplyco:

Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

This is surprisingly motivating.

(via debshock)

Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.

Porphyria R’lyeh (via moonbrains)

Yeah, lots of us take credit cards now, way more convenient.

(Source: curvesincolor, via somtum)

debshock:

There is a big metaphor here.

Is it bad that I immediately knew this was Toby from the Stanley Steamer commercial?

debshock:

There is a big metaphor here.

Is it bad that I immediately knew this was Toby from the Stanley Steamer commercial?