Ephemera

The ramblings of a lunatic expat.

I am Californian who relocated to Melbourne, Australia in 2006..

I'm a manicurist and a madwoman and I do a damn good job at both.
Smirking at the camera as a way of dealing with being overwhelmed.

Smirking at the camera as a way of dealing with being overwhelmed.

Nightmare catcher

Nightmare catcher

This dog. Seriously. He climbs onto my shoulder to sleep #frenchbulldog

This dog. Seriously. He climbs onto my shoulder to sleep #frenchbulldog

Piglet monster is home! And he’s so hyper this is the only  photo that’s not a total blur. #frenchbulldog

Piglet monster is home! And he’s so hyper this is the only photo that’s not a total blur. #frenchbulldog

Graffiti on my door #coolstorybro

Graffiti on my door #coolstorybro

indefensible:

He died as he lived, suffocated by a bat-pig hybrid.



Well, I guess I don’t need a cat now.

indefensible:

He died as he lived, suffocated by a bat-pig hybrid.

Well, I guess I don’t need a cat now.
Sleeping with his mouth open and tongue out. I don’t even know. @alittlehitch #frenchbulldog

Sleeping with his mouth open and tongue out. I don’t even know. @alittlehitch #frenchbulldog

Puppy cuddles #frenchbulldog

Puppy cuddles #frenchbulldog

Playing in the esky/dog carrier

Playing in the esky/dog carrier

Ok, is @alittlehitch even a real dog?

Ok, is @alittlehitch even a real dog?

They both had a poop at 7am and now they’re both exhausted.

They both had a poop at 7am and now they’re both exhausted.

I’m dead @alittlehitch

I’m dead @alittlehitch