Ephemera

The ramblings of a lunatic expat.

I am Californian who relocated to Melbourne, Australia in 2006..

I'm a manicurist and a madwoman and I do a damn good job at both.
The treatment room at Heavenly Beauty Rituals (Taken with instagram)

The treatment room at Heavenly Beauty Rituals (Taken with instagram)

loveclaire:

Okay. So for anyone who wants to follow along, you can check it out at watchingshe-ra.tumblr.com. I will try my best to be both funny and offensive. Also the animation is really gorgeous, so you don’t even have to read words, you can just look at the nice pictures of the ladies and the guys in leotards and the magical animals that talk.
Also their is a rainbow unicorn pegasus. So current hipster culture says the internet should love this shit.



YES

loveclaire:

Okay. So for anyone who wants to follow along, you can check it out at watchingshe-ra.tumblr.com. I will try my best to be both funny and offensive. Also the animation is really gorgeous, so you don’t even have to read words, you can just look at the nice pictures of the ladies and the guys in leotards and the magical animals that talk.

Also their is a rainbow unicorn pegasus. So current hipster culture says the internet should love this shit.

YES
Nothing says romance like a sexy gift from the Reject Shop (Taken with instagram)

Nothing says romance like a sexy gift from the Reject Shop (Taken with instagram)

Sundays are ok, I guess. (Taken with instagram)

Sundays are ok, I guess. (Taken with instagram)

Attention Stoners/Cats

stonedcats:

After a long-ass break from the intertrons, Stoned Cats is BACK! Well, will be back, once I post this and then roll up my sleeves and get into the queue.

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Got a stoned cat? Send it in!

I <3 this.

This is the kind of shit I like to listen to while I’m working on nail art designs. Hey, what can I say? Tacky begets tacky.

Goddamnit, where is @lulzeternal? This new bitch can&#8217;t pose for shit. Look at that wonky thumb position! (Taken with instagram)

Goddamnit, where is @lulzeternal? This new bitch can’t pose for shit. Look at that wonky thumb position! (Taken with instagram)

Introducing my new nail model! Also available for hand jobs if you don&#8217;t mind a few splinters. (Taken with instagram)

Introducing my new nail model! Also available for hand jobs if you don’t mind a few splinters. (Taken with instagram)

Where&#8217;s all my old fogies at? Can I get a Arsenio woof-woof?
(we were watching Clerks)

Where’s all my old fogies at? Can I get a Arsenio woof-woof?

(we were watching Clerks)

Kangaroo sausages, homemade chips, and a huge salad! All by @indefensible  (Taken with instagram)

Kangaroo sausages, homemade chips, and a huge salad! All by @indefensible (Taken with instagram)

indefensible:

A simple head tilt does so much.

 Hey I know that rapey asshole!

indefensible:

A simple head tilt does so much.

 Hey I know that rapey asshole!